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01 - Your fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just fished last week! Is fishing all you ever think about?" |
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02 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy fishing.
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03 - Nobody expects you to give up fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
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04 - Nobody expects you to fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
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05 - If you want to watch fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
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06 - There are no fishing-transmitted diseases.
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07 - You can have a fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
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08 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy fishing stuff.
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09 - When dealing with a fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
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10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you fish by yourself. |
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11 - If your regular fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you fish with someone else.
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12 - When you see a really good fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you fishing together.
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13 - It's perfectly respectable to fish with a total stranger.
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14 - Your fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago.
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15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
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16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against fishing.
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17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to fish with you once in a while. |
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18 - You don't have to hide your fishing magazines.
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19 - A limp rod is still useful while fishing. |
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20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still fish. |
